Your tools are… tools

All right. I am going to dive into the fray of this once more because clearly I still need to get some things off my chest. In the days following the announcement of Ulysses move to a subscription-based offering, there’s been a lot of virtual ink spilled, and I am definitely one of the spillers. I can’t tell you how many times I have bitten my tongue, said nothing, did not respond to tweet or blog posts, just because I have a pretty strong assurance that nothing I say matters anyway. Adding fuel to the fire does nothing but make it burn a little and that’s it. It’s not changing a thing.

But I keep coming back to the Apple echo chamber, and the host of people who just go along with all this, and those are the people who get the most attention, primarily because the companies in question retweet their thoughts. No one associated with Ulysses will ever retweet this article, but they did retweet the article over at wolfe with an e. I read this work and I guess it was the last straw and I knew I needed to at least get a couple more things down, even if only for my own edification.

My last entry to this was written in the full fire of my disappointment and feelings of betrayal, so maybe I owe a more measured response, I don’t know. In any case, I have calmed down, and I am resigned, and my expectations are nil. If nothing else, this’ll contain less expletives, and I hope at the end of it all, I won’t feel the need to ever wade into this again. I’m just going to unfollow anyone who might trigger me and move on. There’s only so much mental space I have. I’ll start with wolfe’s article, and see where that takes me.

He first talks about how a 99 cent app won’t sustain development, or even a $10 app. I don’t know much about how these things work, and I’m not privy to Ulysses’s sales numbers. All I know is that the app was not $10. I paid closer to $100CAD for the apps. And no, $100 isn’t going to keep the lights on over there either, but $100 times the existing user base is a hell of a lot more money than what is being suggested here. As the people at Ulysses are fond of saying, it’s a ‘premium’ app, and is priced accordingly. This isn’t a fart app, and buying it isn’t something you do without considering it well. So let’s not couch this in terms of cheap apps whose revenue streams are fickle and never meant to sustain income. This isn’t one of those apps. Also, Ulysses said outright the system was working, they just wanted to ensure it kept working. This was a preemptive step, presumably based on information they extrapolated going forward as they tried to predict the future.

And you know what they (or maybe it was Woody Allen) say, if you really want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

Everything looks good on paper, but it doesn’t consider all things. I wonder if the folks at Ulysses just kinda assumed that most of the users would just suck it up and hang around. There’s this feeling, and wolfe points it out, that the real users, the power users, the ones for whom this is truly worthwhile, are more than happy to cough up the subscription–cost of doing business, after all!

Counterpoint: It’s not all of us, I can tell you that. If you look at my resume, you’ll see that I’ve been a professional writer for nearly two decades. I’m a true keyboard warrior, and, to use a quaint and approachable Sparksism from the echo chamber, I “pay for my shoes” by writing. My current Ulysses library, as I pointed out in my last rant, tops one million words. I’m pretty secure in thinking I can put myself out there as a ‘pro’. And yet, one of the main reasons I chose Ulysses over anything else was its stance (and assurance from the makers of the software) that it would not go SaaS. Speaking for myself as a writer, my words mean everything to me. They are precious, and I’m not at all on side with someone else having control over any aspect of that process. My tools should be tools. They should not leave me beholden to a ransom. Clearly, among the “pros” out there I must be some kind of outlier, but I can’t be alone on this.

And if I’m one of many pros, then add that number to the very, very many “casual” users that just jumped ship and one wonders if Ulysses really won on this one, especially when, as wolfe also pointed out, the cost difference between using the software for three years and then repurchasing it is nearly the cost of subscribing for three years. Was it truly worth all this negative feeling, this loss of goodwill? All of you try to couch this in terms of money only but what about the people who used to absolutely evangelize this software? Where are they going to be now? Show me YouTube in a year and compare how many “Ulysses–the BEST writing app EVAAAAR!” Videos there will be from today. Where’s the price of that factored in, especially now that you’ve pretty much guaranteed all those ‘casual’ users aren’t coming back? If you can show me impressive numbers of people coming to use the software on an ‘as needed’ basis I will be utterly shocked, and I take my hat off to you. That’s absolutely an idea better left as theory–practice will be embarrassingly anaemic. All this is to say that if I were to wager a guess I’d say that sure, your sustainable revenue stream is there, but its actual value in dollars, for all that it’s steady, will not be what you had when you weren’t running that model. I mentioned it before, but honestly, who wins in the end, money from those who need the app, or from those who want it and can afford it when they want it?

Wolfe says we aren’t paying enough for our tools. That somehow, we have this skewed idea that we should get everything for free. This one’s been stated more times than I can count on twitter: “I don’t mind paying for good software. I mind renting it.” The difference is, you’re not buying anything here. After that three year subscription and paying all that money, you own nothing. That’s important to people like me. No one is saying that Ulysses should be a dollar. We all agreed to that when we bought it at a premium. 

Ulysses is, however, a text editor. For all it’s couched as a premium product, it’s not a professional writing environment. In my day to day, I’m often called upon to use Frame Maker, Adobe’s professional grade publication software. That is a pro-level, premium package. And guess what, it’s sold standalone. From Adobe. Just let that one sink in for a minute. A piece of software like Ulysses going subscription is laughable at any price. At the asking price? That’s madness.

Ulysses’ big strength is that it associates data. Look at any file moved out of the database, and it’s a ‘.ulysses’ file. Open that package and you have the text file, and you also have associated images, files, etc. There’s nothing magic about it. The secret sauce is that it makes it easier to do things. As has been pointed out, and I have discovered, there’s nothing Ulysses can do that can’t be done for cheaper, without SaaS. To pay the same and get it all plus all sorts of stuff you’ll likely never use, go Scrivener. To be frugal, get yourself the trusty old folder hierarchy on your hard disk, make sure it’s backed up well or sync it to whatever cloud storage you like. Put your text files in there and access them using nvAlt on your Mac and 1Writer on your iPad (or just use Byword for both), and you’ve got a pretty similar experience. Yup, it’s more futzy to manage and publish, and casual users might not be able to put it all together, but it’s doable. Question is, is that futz-factor worth an annual subscription? Well, we’ve already established that the people who would maybe most benefit from it, the lowly ‘casual user’ isn’t going to pay for it, so who is left? The (ahem) “pro” user who doesn’t want to think about organization. Is that user base as large? Will their willingness to “not think twice” be enough to save this writing platform?

Time will tell.

All this spilled virtual ink is moot at this point in any case. I doubt I’ve changed any minds, and I’m not expecting a ‘mia culpa’ from Ulysses. It’s in my court to decide what I want to do–if it is ‘worth it’ to me to add another subscription to my monthly budgetary demands. But I have one more point to make, and I’m not sure it’s valid, but it’s something that is nagging me, so here goes.

As I was writing out possible alternatives–what if they kept things the way it was, what if they added a point-release mini subscription scenario or whatever, I got to thinking that this whole subscription thing is a way of moving the onus of being a successful, profitable company from the owners to the users.

Used to be, and often still is, that the way software ran was pay for it, take it home, use it. Buy it again when there was a reason to do so. Those reasons were entirely in the control of developers. They needed to DO something. They needed to add the features people wanted so things were compelling (it’s pretty much why we keep buying iPhones) and so people would pony up. Or they needed to branch out–make something NEW, something we never knew we needed. Push the barrier forward. Earn the money you’re asking for. Now all they want is a secure revenue stream. Ulysses didn’t offer anything new to its users this week when they dropped that bomb. The theoretical improvements coming down the pike no one knows about may or may not be worth the price of a year’s subscription, but we don’t know that. We can’t make up our own minds as consumers. We just need to open our wallets and let ourselves be pick-pocketed and hope, mindless money repositories we are to the indie dev community. You say the app isn’t sustainable? Is that really on me as a consumer? Is it really up to me to make your company work? Really? My role, as I see it, is to buy your stuff. You want me to clean up the corner you’ve painted yourself into as well?

That’s a bullshit way to treat your customers, pro or not. It’s a lazy way to get cash for something you haven’t yet done on the idea that you might someday do it. And if it doesn’t happen? Whatever. The backers will never know.

As a writer, you better damned well believe I value my tools. But make no mistake they are tools. When a plumber needs a wrench, he buys the best damned one he can so he can do the job best, longest. He buys a new one when it breaks. Depending upon the quality, he fosters brand loyalty. No one will come and take his wrench away because he didn’t pay for it this month. As a writer, my tools are software and hardware. Apple is my chosen hardware because for me, it’s a damned good tool. Software is also a tool I choose. Until last week, I chose Ulysses. Ulysses isn’t a tool anymore though–now, it’s a service, like cable. And just like cable, I can do without.

Death by 1000 cups of coffee

When I was just starting University, I got a letter out of the blue from the folks at Visa. They offered me a credit card, and I didn’t even need to prove anything to them. I was elated. It was then that my father, a man of very few words, looked at me, shook his head in a gesture that I’d come to know as resigned disapproval, and offered his one bit of advice: “Just don’t carry a balance.”

For some reason, thank goodness, that advice stuck. I have had a Visa card for many decades now, and those folks haven’t made money off me. I never once sold myself out to Visa just so I could own something. The things I bought were paid off when the bill came, and they were mine. This was in stark contrast to some people I knew of who were still paying off jackets they bought on credit long after they’d gotten rid of them.

This philosophy has carried out through my life. I hate being indebted to anyone for anything. My car was paid off as soon as I could manage it; I sacrificed a lot of things so that I could overpay and get it done, and I have enjoyed being down to maintenance on it for well over half the time I’ve owned it. And it’s still going strong. I just pay for the oil changes and service.

God willing, I won’t have a mortgage for much longer either–same philosophy.

This is to say that I have been very well served indeed by making sure when I bought something, it was mine–it didn’t still belong to other people in whatever way. And that brings us to the crux of what I wanted to get off my chest. Software as a Service. Also known as SaaS, or subscription pricing. I have been walking around livid for two days now, utterly disgusted with The Soulmen, a group of developers whose praises I have sung for years to anyone who would listen to me. They made the decision to move their platform to SaaS this week, and I was shocked. I mean, I felt betrayed. It was the last straw and what made me write this wall of text.

A little back history:

I bought a Mac for the first time back in the early aughts. Part of the reason I did so was because of the OS–neat, clean, no bloat, rock solid. I completely love macOS, using Windows at work only serves to make me ache to get back home. Another reason was the software. You could get things on a Mac that weren’t available anywhere else, and if you looked, the Mac could be such a beautiful place to work. There’s still bits of software that Windows and Android users would sorely love to have access to.

More than this, I learned over time that some bits of software improved my life. Literally. And I was in such a happy place before it all went to pot. Here’s what my software life looked like, all built on top of macOS, with iCloud drive and Dropbox as back ends:

  • YNAB for finance. (a true game changer)
  • Ulysses for writing.
  • Day One for my daily diary.
  • Tweetbot for Twitter.
  • OmniFocus for organizing.
  • TextExpander to make life so, so much easier.
  • Hazel to handle all of my filing so elegantly I don’t even think about it.
  • Keyboard Maestro so I need to think even less.
  • Due for reminders that I never, ever forget.
  • Reeder to keep up on news feeds when I don’t want to surf mindless drivel.
  • Overcast for all things podcasting.

Obviously, I have all the Apple stock apps, and a number of Apple software on the side, and all of it is brilliant.

But looking at this list, 5 of the 11 have gone the way of SaaS, and each one was a bitter pill.

YNAB was first, as I recall. I, and the rest of the stalwart group of die-hard users who had been using it for years were rightly upset. The thing went from a $70CAD purchase to a $70CAD annual fee. This for budgeting software. Aren’t you supposed to be frugal? Isn’t that the point? The move decimated the community of people who loved to talk on the forums about everything from budgeting to KonMari tidying. It was a lovely place. People begged for a reconsideration. Not only had the team at YNAB gone subscription, they replaced the tried and true methods that they themselves had been advocating for years, things that hundreds, nay thousands of users had proven worked with confusing, terrible crap. The software was half-baked when it launched, and in the nearly two years hence, it hasn’t gotten all that much better. Some of the features that die-hard users utterly relied upon were unceremoniously extinguished from the app, and the pleas to bring these things back fell on completely deaf ears. The YNAB tone of voice that was meant to sound so friendly and great now sounded condescending and mean. Behind all the sugar was the sense that they seriously just didn’t give a fuck about the people who got them to where they were. They were betting that the new user base, along with whoever would come along, would be good enough. I guess it was, at least for now. YNAB endures. The only nice thing I can say about it, is that they have kept the basics running for we who are still using the software. It hasn’t broken. I am still using YNAB4, the last iteration of the software before SaaS, and although it’s showing occasional hiccups, it is still the reason my finances look better today than they ever have. It truly wasn’t ever broken–they didn’t need to ‘fix’ it.

Next up, TextExpander. That was a shit show unto itself. Many, many people balked at the idea of paying an annual fee of $40USD to substitute text, under the premise that it was all going in house and online. People were happy with having snippets synced via Dropbox–it worked. There was such an uproar that the people at Smile backed off and offered lifetime discounts of 50% to existing users just to calm things down. And that’s where we stand. I guess, once again, they are still afloat, so perhaps it’s working, or perhaps the fact that Smile isn’t a one-trick pony and has other software to leverage is helping. I don’t know.

Day One may have been the most bitter up to that point. Longtime users of Day One (and I certainly count myself among them at 4755 entries since I started using it–I haven’t missed a day) were once again pretty damned pissed. Once again, it was a situation where devs, this time the folks at Bloom Built, were adding things that no one wanted, to justify moving to a subscription. They built their own back end and forbade the use of Dropbox, and then touted “great things to come”. However, unlike others, they swore that you could keep using, and that they would keep supporting (this is key), the platform as it was that day for as long as you wanted to use it. So, if you liked the way it was working, and you didn’t care about the “great new things” you could freeze your functionality right there and they would support you going forward. That was a compromise I could live with. Maybe they were moving on and leaving me behind by way of future features, but at least they weren’t taking anything away from me that I paid for. It added a spoonful of sugar.

Overcast is weird. Marco’s been trying to figure this stuff out forever with explanations ad nauseam all over ATP whenever a new change has come about. For the moment, he’s settled on 10 bucks a year, and it’s all optional. The software still works regardless, he takes nothing away, but instead offers a ‘better experience’ for those who subscribe. And a buck a month for an ad-free experience with the ability to upload your own stuff is where he’s settled. Since this figure doesn’t make me want to reach through my monitor and shake him, I guess it’s a sweet spot, and fair.

And now, Ulysses. This one has the potential to be as bad a wake up call for The Soulmen as TextExpander was for Smile. Even worse. And you can call me whatever you want, I truly hope this blows up all over them. I want them to fail. Back when YNAB did is thing, I was so concerned about this very thing that I tweeted out in fear, looking for some reassurance from the app makers whose software I’d grown to love and invested so much in, and I got that reassurance from Ulysses:

Reassurance that was bullshit

Bloom shuffled their feet uncomfortably, which made me wince, but Ulysses I felt good about after this. I even comforted myself saying that if Day One ever totally became unusable for me, I could simply do my daily journals in Ulysses. I went in whole hog with Ulysses. I haven’t invested in software like this, ever. They are my writing rig. They are perfect in every way. I told people online and in person that if they needed to write on a Mac, this was the way to go. As of this week’s horrible news, here’s what my library stats looked like:

My current Ulysses stats

Even I was shocked. Over one million words so far. All from me. Everything from my life story in journals to NaNoWriMo novels to notes about the house, to blog posts, and more. And all of it safe, and all of it mine, and all of it backed by a company who’d promised me that wouldn’t change.

And then it changed. And it changed so offhandedly, so without fanfare, as if “of course we’re doing this… didn’t you know? You should have known.” Just a lovely little tweet out to the people who care about the software. And the hell of it is, when they assured me that they would not go SaaS back in April 2016 (a little more than a year ago, for those keeping track), according to their long-winded rationalization of why they’re doing this, they said that going SaaS had been talked about in the company ”for over two years now”. So clearly, the company as a whole are at least a minor nest of bullshit artists.

And it’s amazing to me just how the Apple community echo chamber reacts to these things. For example:

No one points out that this was poorly done, or that maybe it even was a bad idea. Remember back when I said I bought a Mac partly because it was an awesome platform? Another bit of that awesome was the community. A tight-knit collection of people who are passionate about the Mac. Knowledgeable, friendly, intelligent, worth listening to. I will never, ever be a part of that elite golden circle of Mac user royalty; no one will ever retweet or talk about this blog entry just because I wrote it, because I have no street cred where the Apple Nerd Royalty is concerned. I’m not even the smallest blip on the radar. But, I bet I’m as much if not more an Apple nerd as the lot of them. I follow news and podcasts and interest myself in the workings of Apple. I love my tools, and I love to talk about them and use them. I care what’s happening in the community, and what I see with this subscription trend is just no damned good. I want this Ulysses shit show to fail just so there’s another example out there where going SaaS isn’t the offhanded, “of course” next move of software companies. No matter what your Apple echo chamber of advocates say, it’s the customers that matter, and thankfully, looking at the twitter feeds and blog posts these last two days, more people are upset than are supportive. Maybe it’ll kick them in the nuts hard enough to get their head out of their ass. Maybe other companies won’t go down this route.

Companies who make software are losing touch with the fact that the reason they have a company at all is because they have customers. Considering this is your primary and often only line of income, you’d think that not pissing these folks off is in your best interest. But I can tell you, having seen this transition go down a few times now, you are absolutely not making your customers happy, and this is not something most people are “over”. You all sit there in your bubbles thinking “well, it’ll be a hard transition, but we’ll come through it, and then it’ll be fine”. And you’ve got the Apple elite out there in the Twitterverse offering words of encouragement and trying to get the lowly Apple enthusiasts and users like myself to rethink their outrage. So yeah, it’ll be good.

Well, you know what? It’s not good. In addition to the sheer rage and betrayal, I have read a number of tweets and comments that say something interesting that I hadn’t thought of before, but that I feel is probably true:

Comment on the Medium Post on why they’re doing this

I have also seen a note somewhere on the ’net where a person said this effectively moves thinking about Ulysses from “I want” to “I need”, and that’s a much harder place to succeed. I think they both come to the same point.

So far, in my world of listed applications that have gone SaaS much to my dismay, the only one I’ve subscribed to is TextExpander. I did this because:

  • It effectively stopped working for iOS for me.
  • It is an app that makes using my devices a hell of a lot easier, and had proven its worth to me–not in price, but in what it offers me as a user.
  • I was able to secure the lifetime 50% off fee, which makes it less than $2 a month.

The thing is, I remember a day where I used to tell people about TextExpander. I used to say if they had a Mac and didn’t have it, then they were hamstrung on their Macs. I kept up with the company and engaged with people who also liked the software. When my friends were down, I’d show them how cool it was when I needed to get something written how great a help TextExpander was. It was joyful.

Now it’s more like a horrible stain on the carpet that you have to live with because you can’t afford a new carpet. You chalk it up, you hope no one notices it, and if the chance ever comes for you to get rid of it, you’re going to take it. Every time I’m asked about TextExpander by someone who sees it, I always have to condition it with, “yeah, it’s cool.. but you need to cough up a subscription for it” which is usually met with eye-rolling and an immediate dismissal of any consideration of purchase. I honestly think that people are far more likely to buy something than to rent it. TextExpander isn’t a cool thing about owning a Mac anymore–it’s just a necessary evil that I engage in because I need it. Kinda like root canal, or a toilet plunger. I don’t follow them on Twitter anymore, and whenever I get an email, it’s just met with a feeling of ‘meh’. Typically, just an offer I toss in the trash.

As a company, Smile went from having a happy evangelist to someone who is just giving them money. And I guess from their perspective, that’s what it’s all about. And I guess it’s the same for all the rest of them too. It seems to be the way of the world right now that people, and their feelings, matter far less than the almighty buck. To run with the ecosystem, you now not only need to cough up the premium price for the hardware and operating system to Apple, you need to have the money to subscribe to everything that’s great about it. Don’t have the money? Too bad–go over there with the other plebeians, we don’t give a shit about you or your opinions, we want your money.

In the case of Ulysses, it’s even worse. They didn’t do a damned thing the others did to acknowledge such a transition is hard. In fact, they even made the “deal” they offered of a 50% lifetime discount (which we learned later wasn’t lifetime after all, but only the first year) decrease down to 25%:1

Ongoing mistreatment of existing customers

And to top it all, they removed the non-SaaS apps from the app store, effectively making it impossible for users to change devices and keep using the software. They are, however slowly, forcing people to upgrade or to leave. No spoonful of sugar, no maintaining the older versions for those still using them as a token of goodwill, no lifetime deal (at least not one that makes any real difference) and no acknowledgement that the damned reason you’re here is because you made a great product that people bought. You are forgetting the people, and that makes people upset. If ever there was a company that just stuck a great big middle finger up at its faithful established user base, it’s The Soulmen.

Soulmen aside, this whole move to SaaS by people is just making the Mac a less joyful place. And it makes me sad to see it. You guys, you’re goddamned ruining it for everyone.

I suppose I should give a little nod to what I think they should do, if not SaaS. I don’t have a great answer because I am not an independent developer. All I can truly speak of is as a consumer. But I think that for people that make apps like Ulysses, the answer is more about diversification. Ulysses is goddamned great. Robust, a joy to use. People aren’t clamouring for all the “great things you’ve got coming” whatever the hell that is. It’s a text editor, and it does just fine. I know this, believe me. So how about you move Ulysses to a place where it just gets necessary updates and the occasional thing and then release a paid update whenever you get it and move the bulk of your efforts to something else? You guys have a shit ton of talent. Show us something else we can’t live without. Sell that. Then you have two products and not everything is on Ulysses. Or maybe let us buy the thing outright and charge a small Marco-like subscription to keep the updates coming until you can get another paid upgrade out the door. Just get me down to oil changes and service, as it were. But make it optional. Put your damned customers first.

All that has been going through my head for days now. I doubt a single person read it. But maybe now, I can just chalk it up and move on. I wrote this in Byword. First time in years. That’s where I was before Ulysses came along, and lookie, it’s still here, still for sale, not rent, and still pretty damned good. That pleases the part of me that thinks of my dad. If I make jam, I don’t rent the jar I put it in. I don’t want to lose something just because I can’t support an ongoing payment someday. I want to own what I buy.

And I’m not alone. Looking at the response to this latest event, not by a long shot.

  1. It’s come to my attention that I was wrong, and The Soulmen didn’t decrease the original offer, they had in fact never intended the offer to be 50%, rather for the monthly offer to be 50% and the annual offer to be 25%. Apparently, I’m not the only one to be confused by this. Still and all, a 25% discount for all your faithful users for a year is shameful. Maybe you can at least go down to 50% like Smile did once it becomes clear how profoundly you’ve messed this up. 

600 in the saddle

I looked down at my snazzy little odometer yesterday just in time to note that I was going to cross the 600 kilometre mark on my bike since I retrofitted the Bionx system onto my bike. Not too much surprises me anymore these days, but that did.

I used to be a huge bike rider back in my late teens/early 20s. There were times where I couldn’t afford to insure a car, or didn’t have one at all and I didn’t have a choice about how I was getting around, so a bicycle was really the only option for me. In those days, I think my record kilometre count for a season was somewhere in the range of 2400. I know, I know, there are many riders who scoff at that number as minuscule, and boast far more in a season, but for my lazy self that was quite the accomplishment. These days, in the past decade or so, I’ve been variable. I have gone as high as 680km, but then on the other end of the spectrum, I noted in my journals from past years that the 24th of July 2014 was the first time I’d biked to work that year. I don’t have the kilometre count for 2014, but I imagine it was pretty dismal.

So, to be at that number before hitting August, with a good three months of biking ahead was a little shot to the accomplishment meter. I did 161.8km this year before the retrofit happened, so I’m up to nearly 800km in reality for the season. That’s really, really good for me. Just a little acknowledgement and reminder that like many things, consistent effort yields surprising result.

I figured with 600 kilometres under my butt I should give a little more review about the whole Bionx system. It should probably come as no shocker that overall, I love it. There’s more to love than to criticize for me, that’s for sure.

There have been so many times that I have thought to myself how amazing it was to be able to bike like I do, and for reasons that I didn’t even expect. For instance, the other day I left work feeling poorly, having developed a headache and heart unhappy with PVCs due to lack of sleep and just overall felt ick. The last thing I wanted to do was to put forth the kind of effort it would have taken to get home on a regular bike. I was in pain, felt like crap, and there wasn’t a lot of energy to be had. But it was no issue on this bike. I just chose to use the easiest setting and made liberal use of the throttle. I got home with little more effort than I’d have put forth in any car. When I got in the door I was very grateful that I made it without any further draw on my limited somatic resources. It’s these sorts of things that lend themselves to higher kilometre counts, and I don’t think it’s just lazy people like me. Seriously, I have been in similar states before and considering biking over taking a car and I would never have opted to take a bicycle if I felt awful. Now it isn’t just a possibility, it’s the default position, simply because I know I can make it without all the pain or inconvenience. It allows me to choose to bike when I otherwise wouldn’t, which is good psychologically, good for the environment, and also gets me a little more exercise than I would have got otherwise.

In fact, probably one of the biggest concerns I have is that I won’t ever be able to go back. It’s like after I got my first cordless telephone back in the 90s. I wondered how I ever got by tethered to a wall all those years.

I used to ride a motorcycle In the early aughts. I bought the thing thinking about being able to get to work in a fun way, and not having to worry about the expense of another car. At the time, Suz was on a high from Europe, where everyone zips around on Vespas having fun on the cobbled roads, and I caught the bug imagining that for myself. That road took me all around, and eventually to a motorcycle instead when I learned that Suz didn’t want to ever ride a motorized bicycle of any sort. Anyway, I had all these great ideas about getting around on it. The reality that I learned at great expense is that I am not a motorcycle rider. I never felt comfortable on the thing, out in the middle of traffic. Getting on it was seldom ‘fun’ in the way I’d hoped it would be.

Turns out though that sticking a motor on a bicycle was exactly what I thought having a motorcycle would be like. It’s fun, and it isn’t scary at all, and I can go all the places I would go on a bike, and I’m not able to go more than 33km/h, which suits me just fine. This thing–it’s everything I hoped a second vehicle would be.

It would be easy for me to laud this thing for the rest of the entry. But I think that I’ll point out the flaws, because nothing is ever only unicorns and rainbows, and someone who is on the fence right now may benefit. So, for anyone considering going this route, here’s the ‘gotchas’ that I have found so far:


This project was extremely expensive. When I bought my bicycle, I paid somewhere around $800 because I wanted something nice. And that’s what I got. I really loved it. I still do. To outfit the $800 bicycle with a Bionx system cost three times as much as the original cost of the bike. This is not a modification for the faint of heart, to say the least.

For that kind of change, you could pick up a used beater car. But then, you’d have to gas it up, maintain it and insure it. This is pay once and beyond an annual tune up, you’re done. Thankfully, I am currently blessed enough that I could afford to do this, and as much as it hurt, I still think it was worth it for me. But this is not for everyone.

Also, bear in mind that there are other options. A full-on e-bike that was designed as an e-bike can easily cost less. And then there’s people who simply buy the parts they need and make their own e-bike. These are far, far less expensive and arguably even better than what I have. Just take a peek at this dude’s ride. I love it. I honestly wish I could build it. But I know that’s not my strong suit. I can’t do these things, and it would more than likely be a profound waste of time and money on my part. In matters mechanical, I am far better off paying for skilled people to do such things for me. Thankfully, this is currently possible for me. Whatever the case, I love that the bike still looks like a bike unless you take a really good look.

It changes your old bike permanently

One of the things that appealed to me initially was the thought that I could still use my bike as a bike if I wanted to. Just turn off the system and away you go. Strictly speaking, you can. There’s nothing that’ll stop you from biking with the system off, and you can get where you’re going in a pinch.

The reality is that this simply becomes too much to handle. Like it or not, that motor is built right into the hub of your back wheel, and you can’t swap it out (at least not easily). That motor weighs a hell of a lot, and the magnets in it create drag on the wheel even when everything is off. You can’t stop magnets from being magnets after all; they have no ‘off’ switch. So biking with the system off is like running after putting extra weights on your wrists and ankles. If you want to get a good workout, it’s fantastic. But if the whole reason you bought a retrofit in the first place was to get around easier, then this is about as counterproductive as it gets.

And the reality is, you can’t un-ring this bell. Once your bike is an e-bike, it will never be a regular bicycle again. At least, not without scrapping the e-bike system entirely. So that $800 bicycle I told you about is gone. I no longer own a bicycle, which in a way is sad. It’s a commuter bike now. If I wanted to do anything else, like say a nice rail trail ride, I’d be constantly worried about range (see below) and the fact that I couldn’t deal with a system that wont turn on while away from home (see above).

Range is not as expected

When I got the bike, I was under an extreme amount of sticker shock (see above). So when faced with choices about which battery to get, needless to say I was quick to grab the least expensive option I could. After all, the smallest capacity was still rated to go 80km on a single charge, which is far more than my commute demands. I assumed, correctly, that this wouldn’t be a hardship for me and my primary use. And in all the time I’ve had the bike, I have never run out of power while riding. That said, I’m not terribly impressed with the projected range I get on my rides.

Bionx is unable to give precise ranges because there’s too many variables at play. I believe them, that isn’t just a cop-out. Even if you can say the range decreases the more pedal assist you use, you can’t account for the hills on any given trip, the weight carried on the bike, the wind direction, the tire pressure, the current lubrication level of the axles, etc. So, perhaps my expectations are unreasonable.

But I can tell you that my commute is about 6.7 kilometres each way, making for about a 14km round trip. If I start with a fully charged battery, by the time I get home, using pedal assist on level 3 of 4 (which I find allows me to get where I’m going in extremely pleasant fashion–quick, and minimal effort so as not to arrive sweaty), I’m a little more than half-full. That means I’m getting less than 30km to a charge under use that I’d consider normal for most people in the e-bike commuter demographic. That 30km fits into most of what I’d want to do in a trip, and one can charge up when finished. But as I said, something like a trip down the rail trail to and from Paris, where the trip is something like 50km round, I wouldn’t be able to do. So that 80km isn’t really practical use, it’s more ideal use (where ideal is ideal for the preservation of battery life, a situation I’m doubtful anyone rides to achieve). And the real kick in the shorts is that this is a new battery under ideal conditions. I imagine that as we hit our cold weather here in Ontario, and the battery ages with each cycle, that range will go down and down.

Moral of the story is to go as big as you can. Get the battery with the most capacity so you can have the most options for as long as possible. This will make your wallet scream like the hounds of hell are tearing it to bits.


The battery and the motor add somewhere between 12 and 15 pounds to the bike. In a world where people sometimes select their wardrobe for the weight it adds, this is a nontrivial addition. In my world where I couldn’t care less about the weight of my clothes, the issue is in getting it in and out of storage. To ride my bike requires that I move it up and down a couple flights of stairs with each use. Believe me, you feel that weight. Without the motor assisting you, you feel it much more. If you’re not actively riding this thing, the bike is a pain in the ass to get from place to place.


There’s a handful of little things I’ve noticed about the setup. These may or may not be true for anyone else.

  • I’ve noticed a decided imbalance has occurred in the bike. I tend to take my hands off the handlebars sometimes when I am biking. Sometimes to adjust my helmet or my glasses or take care of whatever loose thing is about to fall out of my pack. If I do this, there is a decided wobble in the front wheel which I would not want to let get worse. Where I used to be able to ride no hands indefinitely, now I have about 10 meters before I feel like I’m going to lose control of the thing.
  • There was also a problem with the added weight and my existing kickstand. The kickstand that came with the bike was unable to handle the weight. I could adjust the thing all I liked, and the bike would topple over if I left it for even a few seconds. This was corrected by buying a heftier, rear-wheel mounted kickstand to replace the centre mounted OEM one. This may well have just been Brodie cheaping out on the accessories.
  • The Bionx RC3 controller ring that sits on the handlebars was and is not compatible with the gear shift changers on the bike. There was no way to position this thing so that I could both work the controls for the Bionx system and change gears (which yes, you still need to do, but I don’t do nearly as much these days). The solution was to literally file off half of the downshift switch. It’s still useable, but it isn’t what I started with, and is a little annoying.
  • The Bionx DS3 console, for all that it costs a mint, uses pretty cheap parts. Specifically I take issue with the plastic that covers the screen. This has got to be some of the softest plastic in the world. It scratched within three days of my purchase, and I can only see it getting worse. I take good care of my things, too–especially the costly items. But this is a bike, for god’s sake. It’s like a pair of sneakers. You can’t actually use it without getting it bounced around. You’d think given that knowledge, and the amount charged for them, Bionx could construct their components with better materials.
  • You cannot fudge your numbers. I wanted to add the 160 some odd kilometres I’d biked this year to the total of the odometer since I got the retrofit. The system won’t allow this. In fact, the console is just a dumb terminal. All the smarts are in the motor itself, and it tracks how much distance you go and reports it to the console for display. In this way, it’s everything like the odometer on a car, and you cannot mess with it.
  • Jumping off that point, I’m not convinced the company is really all that customer-friendly. I imagine total kilometres travelled is only the very surface of the data collected by the motor and battery. I know that the battery keeps talley of cycles and I know that all of this data is used by Bionx to determine your eligibility for warranty repairs or replacements. I haven’t had to deal with the company on this front as yet, but the online community doesn’t laud them. My expectation is that if I’m ever dissatisfied, they will look to every last bit of data my system will cough up to wiggle out of any kind of warranty work. By reputation alone, they don’t strike me as customer-first. More technology first. Or maybe profit first. But that’s business. More and more I’m convinced that people only matter anymore in any field as sources of income. Beyond that, they’re pretty disposable. But that’s the cynic in me coming out, and this post isn’t about that. Thankfully, as much as there’s lots of upset people who have dealt with the company, the overarching feeling is that this is a quality product. I hope I’ll never be unhappy with it–at least not until it doesn’t owe me anything anymore. That time will come for me sooner than I ever would have imagined when I bought it.
  • Everything, and I mean everything, is proprietary and non-user serviceable. These guys give Apple a run for their money on this. If anything at all goes wrong, I cannot fix it myself. Hell, they even recommend bringing the bike in to the shop if you get a flat rear tire because removing the wheel from the frame will wreak havoc on the system so as to possibly make it unusable. That’s a huge pain in the ass for a cyclist. Most people I know of at least want to do basic maintenance like oil and change flats and adjust the handlebars or whatnot. Not a bit of it here. It’s pretty hands off. You want something done that in any way touches the retrofit from opening the motor to disturbing the wiring, go to the shop. You want something replaced? It’s got to be made by Bionx, or it won’t work. There’s zero options outside the ecosystem. As a long time Apple fanboy, I understand the benefits of this, and as someone not particularly mechanically inclined, it doesn’t bug me that much, so I give it a pass. But I could see where that would just be a deal breaker for many people who ride bikes as anything more than casual cyclists.

All that said, as of 600km in, my verdict in spite of these gotchas is that if you’re so inclined, and can afford it, this is a terrific system.

Zeitgeist Café Episode 011

Erik and I are back with the next episode. Summer sure is a hard time to schedule these things. Sorry about the delays, but I think we’ll be irregular until the fall. Still, the show goes on!

This time around, we try to discuss animated features but go all over the map instead. From Glass Tiger to Midland, Parenting to my teen room. ‘Tis a fun thing. 🙂

Someone finally did it

OK, so I’ve been using Photoshop since the day I first acquired it back in the 90s. I think that was version 5, and I was running some variant of Windows and I was broke and not yet even in University. I didn’t even have a true reason to own Photoshop, except I got a little bit of joy out of manipulating pixels. It was a brave new world then, and I liked to run around in it.

Fast forward to the early 2000s, and I found my love of photography. Digital cameras came into the world in ways that made taking film photos a ridiculous prospect, ritual aside. The dark rooms of old were replaced by the well-lit computer desks I loved and photoshop was the tool. I loved photoshop. I loved what it could do with the images I was taking, and many of my photography mentors used nothing else, and would offer up tutorials on how to do things and it was lovely to learn and live in this awesome bit of image software.

And then Adobe pissed me right off. In 2013, just as I’d found my mojo with CS, Adobe moved to a subscription model for all its software. That’s like literally the only sin a budget-conscious software geek like me cannot forgive. I loathe the SaaS model. You can try to explain it to me all over the place, but I’ve never read or heard any argument that was supported in any factual way that it is “the only way forward” for software. That’s a load. And the thought that people “prefer” it is silly. It’s hostile to users, and the only reason to want it at all is to have the latest and greatest software to use at a fraction of what you’d need to shell out to buy that software for yourself up front. I have always been of the mind that I want my workflows self-contained and not contingent on uncontrollable forces—at least, as much as I am able. If I own my camera, I own my computer, and I own the software on it, then my workflow is assured for as long as these things keep working. I will never spend another dime. If I (god forbid) should lose my income and I’m beholden to the latest Adobe psd spec and I have hundreds of photos that won’t open for processing in anything other than the latest version, then I am screwed. Essentially, being unable to pay Adobe means I lose the ability to work with my own data. Screw you, Adobe.

So for a while now, I’ve just not really been all that active with taking pictures. It’s not just because of photoshop going SaaS, although it was part of it. It was more about friction. It felt like it took so much damned effort to create something and then at the end of it, I stopped feeling good—it was more like I felt exhausted. Having yet another thing to worry about was just more icing on the shit sandwich.

But then this week I was watching a playback of WWDC and there was a dude up on stage manipulating photos using something called Affinity Photo. I was intrigued. I mean, there’s been other software that I’ve bought hoping against hope it would hold its own against Photoshop, but in the end, it’s always fallen flat on the very things that I do in my photography workflow. I’m less interested in all the special effects—I want a digital darkroom, and Photoshop was the only place where I could get that kind of control.

So I took a look, and then I kept looking, and then I downloaded, and then I bought it, and holy crap, it’s awesome. Not only does it tick every last box I needed it to tick, it’s cheap. Even back when Photoshop was buyable, it wasn’t anywhere near as cheap as Affinity. I’ve spent a little time toying with it, and reprocessing some older photos and the results are totally on-par with the best I ever got out of Photoshop:

After four years, there’s finally a piece of software that can go toe to toe with Photoshop and win for me. And the iPad version is feature parity with the desktop version. I cannot wait to try that out. Imagine processing images on a tablet. Could be way, way cool. After a few days, I can more than recommend this to anyone who wants to give it a shot. Get out from under the yoke of Photoshop.

Things are looking up for some more photography this summer. Time to dust off the SLR and go on a road trip or two.

Well done, Serif! Well done.

Zeitgeist Café Episode 8

Episode 8 of my podcast is live. This time Erik and I go on about prime time TV in the 70s and 80s. Turned out to be a 2 parter. Part 2 will be the next show.

Show Notes

Gilligan’s Island

Rescue From Gilligan’s Island

Happy Days

The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang along with the opening sequence.

Hollywood Squares

Laverne and Shirley

Three’s Company

The Gong Show along with the Unknown Comic.

Family Feud and the iconic episode where Richard loses it.

Definition. It’s theme was a ripoff of Soul Bossa Nova.

Doctor Who, it’s theme from the 70s, and Daleks (also includes the theme again, in case you missed it) :).


Space: 1999

Battlestar Galactica. And apparently the dog thing I mentioned was called a Daggit, and was acted by a chimp in a costume. I never knew that!

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century with Twiki and Dr. Thopolis.

The Six Million Dollar Man. Here’s our hero fighting off Maskatron.

The Incredible Hulk

Magic Shadows with Elwy Yost, and the awesome opening sequence.

What Will They Think Of Next and its even more awesome opening sequence.

Rich Little doing his shtick.

Andre Phillipe Gagnon doing his thing.

Real People and That’s Incredible!

Emergency! and its board game.


Starsky and Hutch

The Dukes of Hazzard

The A-Team


Better. Stronger. Faster.

So I had my first commute with the newly-minted beast. Yeah, it’s cheating–big time. And yeah, I don’t care.

Much like the legendary Steve Austin, my little hybrid commuter bike rose from the ranks of the normal, and became bionic. All it really needs is to play that cool little sound effect every time I hit the throttle. Now that would be hilarious. Are you listening, Bionix? It should be an option! Teehee.

Anyway, I left the house today concerned about the weight of it all. It’s a pig to lift the rear wheel when it’s fully tricked out:

  • Kryptonite Lock
  • Pannier 1: with laptop and notebooks and work-related stuff
  • Pannier 2: with additional lock, lunch, charger and rain gear where applicable
  • My fat ass
  • The weight of the actual hub motor

I was worried the thing would buckle under all that downward pressure, but apparently the wheels are rated for 300lbs, and I’m happy to say that not even I can tip that scale at the moment. Still, I’d hate to have to carry all this.

The bike, however, did not seem to give the slightest fig about the weight. I keep the tires pretty hard, at around 90psi, so that makes for a smooth albeit more bumpy kind of ride. The whole way in, there was zero issue with the pedal assist, which I set to three (probably overkill for me, but I didn’t want to have to work to get to where I was going), and the throttle was just plain amazing. I mean, yes, it’s not going to win any torque competitions carrying the weight, but the bike had no problems getting me up to the maxmum cruising speed of 32km/h on the straightaway, and also made it on the uphill, although for that it did struggle a bit.

The whole ride took up less than a quarter of my available power, and that was fully loaded with weight, level three pedal assist the whole way, and liberal use of the Button Of Much Happiness (or BOMH! for short). I will have no troubles using this for commuting, and I probably won’t even need to bring the charger in the future.

That there under the main cluster is the Button Of Much Happiness, aka the throttle.
That there under the main cluster is the Button Of Much Happiness, aka the throttle.

But the main thing is, I arrived to work in more than enough time, far faster than I would have on my own power, I didn’t break a sweat, and it was more fun than I’ve ever had on a commute. I loved that the dude on the bike behind me couldn’t pass me like they always do. Yeah, I know. I’m motorized and electrified and they’re not. Doesn’t matter. I giggled with glee as I peeled away from him.

I’m sure I’ll find some ‘gotchas’ as I continue to commute this way, but for now it’s e-bikes FTW. Way cheaper than a new car, and seriously fun.

Bionic man

indicative of what I am thinking
indicative of what I am thinking

So last week sometime, I was biking home up Keats Way. The way home from work for me tends to be a little more difficult than the way there. While my commute by way of elevation is sort of a U shape, with high points at both ends and a dip in the middle, the U favours the way to work. Getting home requires more effort. Keats Way is one of the roads where 2/3 of it is slope-y one way, and one third the other. It’s easier to get to work than home. So, I was huffing my way up Keats Way when I saw a woman on a bike behind me in my rear view mirror. It isn’t uncommon for the university students to pass me on their bikes on my way. They are, after all, younger and more get-go-ish, and also do not have heart concerns. I envy them so much for that. Anyway, so I wasn’t all that shocked when this woman gained on me, but when she passed, I was surprised. She wasn’t one of the University crowd. She may not have been older than me, but she wasn’t a student. And she was on a cruiser bike with fatter wheels and a retro look, and she was putting out pretty damned well no effort at all to pass me. It was sorta disconcerting. I didn’t get it at first, and then just as she was passing me, I clued in to the fact that she was on an e-bike. And away she went, leaving me panting away. She was a good 150 meters up the road when I lost sight of her.

This left enough of an impression on me that this week, I did a considerable amount of research into the niche subculture that is the electric bike. I was pretty taken with the idea by the time I was through.

I used to think that e-bikes were only those stupid looking bikes that tried to make themselves look like scooters. I never liked those things. They seemed to always gum up the roadways with their girth, and the drivers were often treacherous on the MUPs, when I saw them there. I still maintain those ones are not to my liking at all, but what I didn’t know was there’s options that don’t look anything like that. There’s e-bikes out there that are pretty well indistinguishable from a regular bike, much like the one that smoked me on Keats Way. In fact, they look super nice. I found out that you can even retrofit your existing bike to an e-bike with little effort.

The thing that hooked me is that I came to understand that being on e-bike doesn’t mean you’re somehow cheating the system, or will get no exercise. At least, not for me. You can do that if you want, but it isn’t necessary. We are a single-car family, and I am the one without the car 90+% of the time. I spend that time on my bike, and while it’s fine, I really am demolished by the time I get home, and not in a good, fun, “I have had a workout and I feel great” way. More like, “this is going to kill me, and I hope it isn’t today”. And in spite of the fact that the hills by and large favour the way to work, I still get there all sweaty and shitty and panting and I look like some hobo off the street about to have a cardiac event rather than the information-worker professional I’m supposed to be.1 Biking for me is really only fun when I’m not in a hurry and can enjoy the ride, which invariably isn’t what I’m doing. As a cycle commuter, I’m always in a damned rush to get anywhere; for better or worse, it’s well and truly my primary use case in biking these days. An e-bike apparently solves that issue.

I was intrigued enough that this weekend, I went down to Cycle Electric and took a couple of bikes out for a test run. The first one I took out was a folding e-bike from Emmo. The reason that I took it out was because it was an inexpensive option (and that is saying something here—if there’s one thing I’ve learned, this rabbit hole is preposterously expensive), and because I could fold it and presumably bring it into the office with me. I was thinking that the best theft deterrent there is, is to park the bike in my cube. A folding one might make that feasible. And it seemed weird to me that I could get a whole electric bike for considerably less cash than even a retrofit.

The ride was… okay. I didn’t get the feeling that I was much better off using it, to be honest. I don’t know if that was because my expectations having read so many sites and viewed so many YouTube videos were skewed, or maybe because I was riding it wrong somehow, or maybe the geometry of the bike was so very different from the diamond shape bikes I’ve been riding since just after birth ;). It was fine, and I think it made life a little easier, but beyond the throttle function, I wasn’t nearly impressed enough to go with something like that.

But then I tried a standard hybrid bike treated to an e-bike retrofit from Bionix. Now, that was different! My god, it was strange. I was pedalling away from the shop and I was wondering if it had even come on because I couldn’t hear a thing out of the motor, but when I looked up, I was doing nearly 20km/h without exerting any more effort than I usually would, and I didn’t even realize it. Somehow, this system offers pedal assist that just sorta works. It took me some time to realize that putting forth a third of the effort I usually put on the bike resulted in more speed by nearly 5km/h than I would normally get, and that wasn’t even on the highest level of assist.

And the throttle on that thing! It’s just wrong. It’s wrong that I could be on a hill, not wanting to pedal anymore, hit a single button and the bike just takes over and climbs the hill all on its own. That was the real kicker. And given the amount of battery power the kit provides, I should technically be able to get myself to work and home again and never rotate the pedals once, if that was what I wanted to do. That throttle is just awesome.

That test drive pretty much sold me on the idea of a retrofit. It felt so much better than the built-in one, it was sorta crazy. I get that probably the higher-end folding dedicated e-bikes would be able to compare, but then they’re kinda silly for the price. For that, I could probably get a decent used car. The retrofit does indeed seem to be the way to go.

I’m about 85% of the way to deciding to get this done. My holdouts are honestly only the cost, and the concern about theft. If I’m going to magically make my run of the mill little hybrid commuter a valuable target I need to rethink my lockup strategies, especially in light of the fact that we’ve already had one bike stolen right out of the racks at the office this year.

But I keep on thinking, “wouldn’t it be awesome to get to work and not be a sweaty mess in fear of my life?” and then thinking, “Yes, yes, that would be good indeed…”


  1. Yes, I am aware that one can get to work, shower and change. My work place is not well set up for that. While we do have one shower, I sorta fear it, and I’d really rather not use it, to say nothing of the overhead it’d take to bring clothes along every day—the bike is heavy enough, thank you very much.

Black Hole Sun

I wasn’t ever a big Soundgarden fan, weirdly. I have these little gaps in my music history that get filled in slowly, if at all. It’s sorta weird though, given that when Cornell was doing his thing, it was all over the damned place just as I got myself into University. I was more of an Eddie Vetter man, myself, living inside of Pearl Jam.

That said, the whole scene was inescapable to me. It was all over my early University years. So, it was impossible not to be steeped in this stuff, and I did not mind. It was nice to have vocals like Cornell’s to sing along to, because I actually could. There was some kind of magic in the way this stuff sounded—it had a sultry side under the rock, and I loved that. I don’t know if many people got that who weren’t listening carefully. But every now and again, it would come out in unexpected ways:

Hell of a singer. Hope you’re in a better place, Chris. That was far, far too soon. Today, I feel a little bit older, yet again. As someone on Reddit said in the thread that’s currently discussing this unexpected loss, “we’re all just walking each other home.”

Yup, I guess we are.

Update: Suicide by hanging. Man, oh man. You just never know what battles are being fought between the ears of people. Be good to one another. Let’s walk home in peace. Sigh.